Mac Tards

14 April 2011

Thanks to devices like the iPad and continued success of the iPhone, Apple’s popularity seems to be skyrocketing these days, at least in a transient way. Their ever-present marketing continues to convince people that their products are the end-all, be-all, who then give little regard for potentially better, often cheaper devices. Sure their mobile devices are pretty cool, but there are other options out there. Especially in the personal computer world, if you want an easy, minimized computing experience, Apple is certainly not the only solution, nor are they automatically better than everything else by any means.

Some time ago while waiting for a humanities class to begin, a student initiated a conversation about purchasing computers. I bit my tongue so I could hear the unblemished outcome. Sure enough, a Mac user piped up and proceeded to give the usual speech about how he/she never has viruses and just loves his/her Macbook Pro more than anything, especially evil Windows computers. The funny thing is, all this person seems to do is play flash games (yes, kind of ironic given the battle between Apple and Adobe), check e-mail and use Microsoft Word. Um, I’m pretty sure you don’t need a $2,000+ computer to do that. A $400-500 HP aluminum body laptop would be just as good for that. Oh yeah, and the HP has an easily-removable battery and can play Blu-Ray movies if you opt to upgrade the optical drive. Utilizing common web-sense while surfing, I don’t remember having a virus or blue-screen on my PC in the last few years.

My university recently renovated its computer store. Upon completion, I found that for some reason it had simply been turned into half of an Apple store (you know, lots of room for like three items, strong white lighting THX-1138 style, etc.). Eh, they better have either received a ton of money from Apple to do that, because if not it is just a hopeless display of Apple-tardedness, *sigh*. Some people make the generic excuse that Apples are better for graphics and stuff. Nope, Adobe Suite works just as well on PC, AVID is great like Final Cut Pro, and my laptop’s GPU “pwns” the one used in any current Apple computer.

Points that further communicate my rant:

  • Apple moved to Intel-based (read: PC) hardware a few years ago… the only difference is the OS and subsequent hardware restriction, and Linux (free) beats them all for secure, general usage anyway.
  • Apples cannot play Blu-Rays because Steve Jobs apparently doesn’t like them.
  • Apple users are constantly at the mercy of Steve Jobs and his desire for excessive control and restriction.
  • Spending money on any number of PC manufacturers will often get you worlds more hardware for the buck than the same amount spent on an Apple computer, and they’ll occasionally throw in an extended warranty without robbing your wallet for additional cash.
  • Try building your own computer for use with MacOS. Sure it can be done taking painful measures and possibly putting up with limited functionality, but if Steve Jobs had his way it would explode in your face and you’d be thrown in bottomless pit.
  • Try installing a ton of great PC-only programs out there on MacOS without using virtualization (especially those useful in the IT world).
  • I shouldn’t even need to mention trying to play real games on MacOS.

In conclusion, I [sort of] apologize for going off on a PC fan-boy rant. All I want to communicate to everyone is that Apple products are not better than everything just because it is Apple. I think the following video summarizes my frustration at people who want everything that Steve Jobs says is awesome. If you like Apple, fine. Just like it for the right reasons and don’t just spout off what you’ve been programmed to say.


Fruitful Fascism

20 May 2008

You’ve all seen the ads and bloated hype. Apple, Inc. thinks it is pretty hot stuff these days. How do I as a computer user interpret all this? Enough already! We all know you dominate the fringe and fanboy market well enough. Yes, we know you sell the iPod, iPhone, Mac this and Mac that, but hopefully you will stay an underdog for a very long time.

I’ll admit, I do admire Apple’s creativity and marketing tactics. They are pretty effective in getting their message accross for the most part, even if it is based on unwarranted bias (though some of their products are good for certain artists). They can even get you to purchase a product that is inferior to other, cheaper ones, because they make you think they’re the best (example, many digital audio players have had more features and open accessibility than iPods for years)! Macs are not perfect machines, the ”Alpha and Omega,” or the one-stop solution (well, unless you want your wallet unjustifiably cleared with bloated prices). They have problems too, just like Windows and Linux-based PCs.

Another thing I dislike about Apple is their controlling, manipulative manner. In this regard they are far worse than Microsoft. Want to add a song to your iPoo? You must use our software and give us detailed personal information, or else. Want to buy a song? Sorry, we want you to think that the expensive iTunes store is the only source! Dreaming of building your own Mac or using our software on hardware not manufactured or licensed by us? Nope, too bad. Got a problem and valid complaint about our software (*cough* original Leopard OS copy/paste bug)? Your comments will be blocked and deleted from our message boards as you are mercilessly assailed by Mac fanboys. Thank you and have a nice day.

These are just a few of my complaints against the somewhat fascist company that names itself after perfectly good fruit. You know why their apple logo has a bite taken out of it? Because it is the evil witch’s poisoned apple that takes over your mind and wipes it of all tech common sense!

May free open-source live forever!

NOTE: Please comment on this and any other article! I greatly welcome debate and other discussion! 

EDIT (26 AUG 2008): Check out these well-written Slate articles on Apple, Inc. and some of its bad habits: Is Something Rotten at Apple? & The Apple Polishers   


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